[A squelching, squishy blast, as if a person has just been shredded and exploded blood everywhere]

Aaaaah-!

What the fuck-

Captain...you...did this before...?

So last night was weird and uncomfortable and oh yeah it sucked but maybe things'll be normal now that I got some sleep. Okay, so let's try this out ( Read more... )

Fuck zombies.

I WENT AND GOT YOUR STUPID RABBITS FROM THE TEMPLE PLACE AND THEY BOTH FUCKING SHIT ON MY SHIRT ON THE WAY OVER. BOTH OF THEM. WHAT, DID YOU FUCKING TRAIN THEM OR SOMETHING?

[a moment or two of silence]

[SPLASH]

WHAT THE FUCK-

...the hell am I? This ain't no-OI. ISHIDA. CAPTAIN KUROTSUCHI.

...Dondochakka?

...

Anyone?

AIZEN YOU FUCK. If this is an illusion it's really fucked up and also boring. And dumb.

WHY AM I SITTING IN A FOUNTAIN. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE.